god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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