have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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