i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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