maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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