what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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