whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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