I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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