He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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