I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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