I wish I could teleport
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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