I wannas sexs uuuuu
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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