Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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