He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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