The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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