So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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