I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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