I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
