hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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