so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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