from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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