Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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