found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
