Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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