i would punch a child for taco bell
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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