Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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