I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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