I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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