Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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