Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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