One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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