You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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