Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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