You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
