So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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