She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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