I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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