no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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