i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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