: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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