There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
