I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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