Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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