yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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