if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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