i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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