does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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