I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I wish there were birth control emojis
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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