If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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