"it" just moved
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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