Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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