...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Will you blow on my dice?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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