he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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