yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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