remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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