Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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