He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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