happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
the day after is always just damage control
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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