I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Still dying that you shit outside
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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